2am Cheese Haikus

Hello cheese lovers!

Shoutout to the few of you who have ever commented on my posts. It really does mean the world to me when a classmate reads these posts and not the FBI investigating my cheese mafia content. I appreciate it greatly! Another special shoutout to my Mom for giving this blog clout — one view a week is really all I could ask for. When you make other family members read my blog, the 3 views are extremely humbling and make my “stats” look like I’m really climbing the ladder. Thank you for taking “we support you in whatever you do” to new heights. You guys rock! I promise this liberal arts degree is getting me places.

Speaking of bad decisions, I’ve been eating a lot of cheese lately, which my roommates know is a telltale sign that I’m having a midlife crisis. Before you optimists corrects it to ‘quarter life crisis’,  girl . . . you never know. To distract myself from the nagging thoughts of what I’m going to do with my undergraduate Journalism degree and Anthropology minor, I’m going to spit some bars and write some cheese haikus. Are you ready?

  1. You got some gouda
    Should prolly eat some fruit, but
    I won’t dispute ya
  2. Swiss cheese is spicy
    For folks who aren’t that dicey
    Least it’s not pricey
  3. Your girl makin’ Kraft
    Her food pantry always staffed
    Mac and cheese ain’t daft
  4. Packaged cheese deluxe
    Yo this combo always sucks
    That sh*t come on trucks
  5. Pass the cheez – its, Gwen
    White cheddar makin’ me spend
    Food budget ain’t a ten
  6. Gorgonzola Times
    Got these incredible rhymes
    Hope the fanbase climbs
  7. Grilled cheese with cheddar
    Add brie to make it better
    Brings it together
  8. We got all the brands
    Sargento to Lakes of Land
    Cheese collection grand
  9. Grind more parmesan
    Keep on goin make me yawn
    Delicious is the spawn
  10. Cheese tortalliini
    Alfredo makes it creamy
    First bite is dreamy

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